In-Game Name: Rehsto
Server 1 or Server 2: Both
Admin that banned you (If You Know): My pea brain doesn't know.
Ban Length (If You Know): Till the end of time
Reason for your ban (If You Know): Rule numba 9
Why you wish to be unbanned: Why I wish to be banned you ask? Cause I'm a good boy now. I'm reformed and ready to shine my light of positive energy among the PDE community. Not only that, I'm jacked, I wear the freshest clothes, eat at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest dudes. I scored 160 on the WAIS-IV many years back, at four standard deviations from the mean, or at the 99.997th percentile. My childhood IQ score on the SB-LM was 189. Is there a trickshot that is very intellectually demanding and has an extremely high skill cap that will test my intellect to the very most? I'm quite curious.
That's not all, I'm also a god. I can shed my skill along side my fellow comrades. Let me explain...
School has barely started and I'm already hailed as a god. A little context. I'm not too popular. I'm always that one nerd kid, and the only time people would hear about me is if I won a math competition. Well this year I changed that. My school has posters up saying "We encourage you to use your phones, tablets, and laptops." The last one is what caught my eye. Because my school allows us to use our devices during lunch. So, I brought my laptop to school. For my first couple classes I would jokingly ask if I could use my laptop. But when lunch came around. Then things got good. I sat down at my normal lunch table and pulled out my laptop. Immediately people started eyeing me. Next I booted up my laptop. Now people were watching. Finally I got onto Minecraft and played some Hypixel Bedwars. I slowly gathered a crowd, and eventually people started cheering when I was winning. When I won, everyone went ballistic. And that's how I became a god.
As you can see, I've had time to reflect and become a good boy. My box has filled with silence, the sound of emptiness. I've used this perma ban a time to discover new life choices. So, I've learned new rituals to control my non-good boy actions. I now have a morning ritual that I'd like to share. I call it, "The Terminator". First, I crouch down in the shower in the classic, "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute. visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes, it helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg, it ruins the fantasy.
Any other comments: Just wanna be a happy good boy in the World of War. I pinky promise with a cherry on top to give one good life quote every week to summon good vibes within the lobbies of PDE.